• mom : did you eat all the donuts
  • me : no
  • mom : why are you lying to me i can see all the powder on your pants
  • me : thats cocaine

supsass:

can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore

the-toilet-whisperer:

if u ever get dysphoria from having to use gendered bathrooms just pretend ur a spy like “hehehe they all think I’m one of them”

(via punkwarren)

Vote Yes for Kanye West as Times TOP 100 Influence Entertainers of 2014

welovekanyewest:

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